Jokes : Computer Problem Report

Describe your problem: ____________________________________________ 

Now, describe the problem accurately: 
___________________________________________________________________ 

Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: 
___________________________________________________________________ 

Problem Severity:
A. Minor__
B. Minor__
C. Minor__
D. Trivial__ 

Nature of the problem:
A. Locked Up__
B. Frozen__
C. Hung__
D. Shot__ 

Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__ 

Is it turned on? Yes__ No__ 

Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__ 

Have you made it worse? Yes__ 

Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__ 

Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__ 

Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__ 

Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__ 

If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself? 
___________________________________________________________________ 

How tall are you? Are you above this line? _______ 

What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred? 
___________________________________________________________________ 

If `nothing' explain why you were logged in. 
___________________________________________________________________ 

Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__ 

How does this problem make you feel? 
___________________________________________________________________ 

Tell me about your childhood ____________________________________________ 

Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__ 

Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__